The Slayer of Evil and Rescuer of Damsels in Distress
A long time ago in a land far far away, born in a cross-eyed hurricane, came the forged steel slayer of evil.
The Legend Lives On!
Intro:...
Lexington, Kentucky - the birthplace of the modern day warrior. He now finds himself in a far-away land known as Pinellas County, Florida.
How did he get here? The slayer of old knows not that he has been reborn in modern day America. His weapons are no longer swords, but his massive muscles and intelligence!
He has to keep the women at bay, though this is a difficult task. His mission is as it was and always will be - to combat evil and save damsels in distress!
Chapter 1. IT BEGINS......Startled, Rick awakens to screams in the night. The screams can curdle one's blood as they get louder and louder. "What is it?" he wonders,
as he scrambles out of bed & through his bedroom door. With muscles bulging from adrenaline - the screams are coming from inside the house!!! He quickly turns the lights on and
descovers the the cruel truth to his awakening.....
it was his cats fighting in the dark. "Stop fighting" he cammands the beasts of leisure. They seem to sleep all day & then destroy the silence of night.
So, the modern day warrior returns to his lair to get needed rest for the adventures that await him only hours in his future.
Morning comes, but this is no normal morning. There is a chill in the air. The wind is howling and the sky is red. Curious, he turns to the news on tv to see the weather report.
"Hurricane approaching!!" fills the news on all the channels. As many prepare to flea in fear, this modern day warrior prepares to meet the same storm where from which he came
so many centuries ago. He does not know why he feels this way. He seems to be drawn by the storm. Why?
Chapter 2. THE STORM......Screams in the night, this time it isn't the cats fighting, though the screams would curdle your blood just the same. This time it was human!
"Help me - help me please" comes the cry thru the wind. The storm wind was so strong it was hard to believe one could hear anything, but the call seemed to have a direct link to his ears.
As his destiny is written, he hurries to rescue the needy damsel in distress.
Across the street was a woman, a very beautiful woman at that! For some reason she was dressed in an outfit that resembled some sort of English maiden back in the
days of King Arthur. She was trapped under a large tree that blown over from the wind. Rick uses his enormous strength to lift the fallen tree off the woman. She looked into his eyes as if she had known him all her life.
"Quickly, we must run" she said. "They will be coming". He did not understand, but noticed how she was looking over his shoulder & then a look of terror appeared on her face.
Chapter 3. THE ARRIVAL.....Rick turned to look at what was causing the woman such terror. The wind had suddenly stopped as if they were in the eye of the hurricane.
Out of the hurricane wall came men - hideous looking as if from another world, another time. He quickly picks up the damsel & carries her off to the safety of his house.
Bolting the door he looks out the windows to see if he was followed but the darkness approaches and he can't seem to see hardly anything.
"I think we're safe for now" he says. She sits down on the couch & quickly passes out from exhaustion. The gallant warrior get a blanket to warm the woman.
He glances over her as he covers her up - "holy crap!, I need a cold shower!"
Hours seem to pass as the eye of the storm seems to be standing still in time. It is dark and the quiet is enough to drive you crazy. Someone, or something, begins knocking at the door.
Thru the peephole Rick tries to see who it is but nothing is there - yet the door is still knocking! Come-on!, what is this? Pumping up his muscles like someone would blow up an innertube, the
galant warrior decides looking thru a peephole is for cowards and opens the door. No one is there, but how? He steps outside to look around, but still nothing. "Nooo!" comes the voice of the woman inside.
Darting back in Rick sees 5 men, strange looking men, converging on the woman. "Hey fellas", Rick says, "got any gum?" The men turn to face him & seemed confused by the question. "Well, you
see, I came back in here to kick butt & chew gum, and I'm all fresh out of gum". One of the men no more than took half a step before Rick was swinging. The man went flying across the room as if hit by a semi-truck.
The other 4 looked in amazement, but began to laugh - a very scary evil laugh. The man on the floor began getting up, but how? He began drawing a sword from his side. The cold steel flashed in the
light as the power flickered. "That's the cat's ass!" Rick said of the sword, "I wouldn't mind having one of those myself". The other men began to draw their swords & it was obvious it was time to leave.
"It's been real fun fellas, but we have to make like a shepard and get the flock out of here" and with the next flicker of the lights our galant warrior grabbed the woman he came to protect & was out the door before the men knew what happened.
Chapter 4. THE PARADOX....."Are you ok?". She was shaking, but not to a point of being in shock. "We're ok here" he said. Do you want to tell me what the heck is going on? Who are those butt-monkies,
and who are you? You look familiar but I can't quite place the face. As if she was having a loss for words she asked to excuse herself for a moment, for nature reasons.
"No problem", he says. As she walks off he couldn't resist "I hate to see you go but I love watching you leave!". With a grin she excused herself. When she returned she took a drink from his hands, leaned back, and began to tell a story. "Your my ..." , as if the words were hard to come by, "my husband".
Hey lady, I'm all that, and a bag of chips, but I'm not married! "Would you please stop clowning around?" she said. "I know its hard to believe, but you have to listen to me". She stared at his ripped muscles and got big eyes as she looked him up and down.
"I about forgot what you looked like without your armour". "My what?".
....story to continue